The 2018 Short Shift Gift Guide

    There’s only ten days left until Christmas and Short Shift is back again to make sure you get the absolute best gifts for your loved ones this season. We’ve scoured the internet to make sure you don’t see a single frown Christmas morning. Without further ado, here are the top ten automotive gifts for 2018.

    Porsche Soundbar – Black Edition ($4,199.00)

    Got a fat wad of cash burning a hole in your pocket, but you don’t want to spend it on an actual down payment for a Porsche? Look no further! Porsche has graciously made a home theater soundbar that resembles their 911 GT3 rear silencer and tailpipes. Not only will this not fit in anywhere on your entertainment center, but your wife will hate it to!

    Lamborghini Huracan Trolley Bag – ($106.00)

    Do you absolutely love awkward luggage that doesn’t fit in the overhead storage compartment? Would you rather pay the extra fee to check another bag? Lamborghini’s got you covered! This trolly bag shaped like a Huracan is made of plastic so it will be sure to break when your kid tries to ride it!

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    Mercedes-Benz Crystal and Rose Gold Ring ($110.00)

    Nothing says “I love you” like a black crystal that’s actually made of glass. This one-size-fits-most ring with “Mercedes-Benz” beautiful stamped on the inside just screams wedding bells.

    BMW Golfsport Gift Set ($60)

    We all know that if you drive a BMW, you probably play golf. What we didn’t know is that BMW golfers were so classy that their golf memorabilia also comes inside of a giant golf ball. Once you step out of your 540i at the golf course with this bad boy, all your buds will greet with high-fives.

    Audi Elements Keychain ($22.95)

    Is your significant other a Real Housewife of Something and also a teenage girl? Then Audi has the charms for you! Complete with a steering wheel, push-to-start button, and one of their least desirable wheel designs.

    Ford Hand Spinner ($3.95)

    It’s well known that nobody understands the youths quite like Ford. For $3.95, you can get one of last year’s hottest toys with the Ford namesake. Their site even has a video explaining how to use it!

    Chevrolet Bowtie Seatbelt Belt ($21.95)

    “FORD stands for Fix-Or-Repair-Daily. That’s why I only trust Chevy seatbelts around my waiste! Literal product description on Chevy’s site: This belt is intended to hold up your pants.

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    Subaru Naawk SPF30 Sunscreen ($2.25)

    A must have for your…I’m not even gonna try with this one. Shipping costs more the actual product.

    Ferrari Soft Women’s Cap ($60.00)

    Made by the people who make arguable the most beautiful cars ever produced is a…fluffy hat? Yep. This is straight from Ferrari: 
    Already an iconic piece, it is the perfect accessory to pair with other items in the collection to create an infinite number of outfits.

    Honorable Mention: Jaguar Hood Ornament Sweaters ($?.??)

    Alright, I actually love these. I’ve seen one in real life and have never seen one since. I’ve scoured the web and can only find one Etsy shop that sells something similar. So, those of you who already have a little sweater for your Jag, stop hoarding your secrets!

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    Chris Berke
    Chris Berke
    I am the founder and editor of Short Shift. My obsession with wanting to drive every car ever made me build a website so I could share my experiences with the world. I love cars, traveling, and my cats, Henry and Winston.



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